April 09, 2015

Furst Bites Reviews: The Standard Grill

April 09, 2015/ Standard Grill/ Patrice Poltzer

If you Google the Standard Grill, words like "trendy" and "clubby" will show up in the restaurant description. These are words that should actively scare you and your offspring away. And I have mad respect for that. I have many a found memories of wasting (wasting happily I might add) the day away in the beer garden and I do not ever recall needing to step over an army of strollers. That is a beautiful thing. But we decided to march on in anyway.

January 19, 2015

Marta (mahr-tah) Pizza

January 19, 2015/ Patrice Poltzer

Some people are luckier than others and I'd say this particular evening, Jenson had a giant rabbit foot up his butt.

June 01, 2014

Octopus (ok-tuh-puhs)

June 01, 2014/ Patrice Poltzer

Who gives a baby octopus?

First Bites

Sometimes it takes a child to reconnect you with that joyous sensation of discovering something new for the first time. After my son was born, determined not to give up my love of trying new restaurants and food, I decided to just bring him along for the ride. Here are my family's delicious adventures in Brooklyn and beyond, seen through the eyes of Jenson.

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Patrice Poltzer

Welcome to First Bites where we attempt to answer all of your questions about a particular restaurant before deciding to hit the scene with your offspring. Eating out with kids can be fun (I hear you snickering) but it does take a little planning. Now that I have a child, I look for a different type of restaurant when I eat out and it pretty much boils down to how many laser-beam stares of death my family will receive when we open the door. If it is high, we usually steer clear. Let us help you avoid those stares of death. Thanks for stopping by!

Patrice xo

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